when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
I like Brendon Urie and Patrick Stump very much.
Castiel is my saving grace.
You may have a jenny for just a penny. All you have to do is ask nicely.
I don't know what else to say..
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
I forgot warped tour was still a thing cause it came by my city so early, so when I realized that warped tour in Orlando(I am currently in) was today…
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I chewed on them maybe once or twice